Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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