i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
