There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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