I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
