Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
My dad is sitting where you rode me
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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