the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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