You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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