I need help removing her.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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