omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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