piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
