Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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