It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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