Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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