please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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