I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
try to milk me bitch
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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