Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
