i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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