Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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