I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Randomize