And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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