I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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