I molested 6 butterflies tonight
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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