What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
