Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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