Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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