Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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