hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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