I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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