Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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