Taylor Swift is so right about you.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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