at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
That accounts for only three of the penises
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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