omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I lost the right to judge tonight
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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