That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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