Dual....:-)
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I believe in your delicious
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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