So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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