If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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