First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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