He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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