The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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