question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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