i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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