Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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