Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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