Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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