I'm jealous of your bromance
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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