Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
we're making bets on your personal life
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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