my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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