just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She has the best kind of daddy issues
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Randomize
