508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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