she smelled like a LAN party
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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