Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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