yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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