Non-Jews are for practice
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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